cranky (cranky) wrote,


This dude opened his car door and jerked off at me when I was walking my dogs this morning. He stopped about 1/2 a block in front of me as I approached a quiet neighborhood intersection. He flung open his driver door to reveal his naked bottom half, hung his left leg out the door, and gave his dick several swift tugs. Then he drove away. He was sly. I never got a look at his license plate, and he was just far enough away that I couldn't recognize his face in a crowd.

Apparently he's been making his way around this side of town over the past week. Based on where he's been and what he's been doing I think he was driving my neighborhood looking for kids on their way to school. He had to settle for a grown lady... or maybe he'd already found some kids violate. What the fuck man? THAT is why I don't let my kids walk or ride their bikes around without me.
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damn, that's crazy!
EW! I'm sorry that happened to you. Man, thats gross and disturbing.
Ugh. Honestly, some men are so nasty. I got flashed in college too. I lived in a first floor dorm room and was working at my desk next to my window when some dude jumped out of the bushes and slapped his erection against the glass, gave it several yanks, and ran off. Gah-ROSS!

I'd seen my share of penises by that point, so it didn't really faze me. But it really pisses me off when men do this in front of children. And it's SO common. Makes me want to walk around with a dick-choppin' machete....